Notices

Lost and Found

• Female Part-Siamese w/ blue eyes, dark tail, cream fur w/ dark spots missing from Normaltown. Holman Ave. area. Please call: 770-324-5423. Miss her dearly.
• Lost animals and items can be found w/ Flagpole classifieds! Post a free listing for lost and found pets, valuable items or items w/ sentimental value. Email: class@flagpole.com.

Messages

• Hey, there/ With your perfectly coifed/ Hair/ Aiming your Mercedes past my/ Shoe/ Screw you.
• To "that guy" (you know who you are): Put your ding-dong away and quit molesting our newspaper box! –Flagpole

Missed Connections

• You: Super Hot, Big Beautiful Star. Me: Crater-faced satellite, roughly 400x tinier. I'm like a quivering puddle of plasma when our paths cross but maybe we could get lunch Monday?

Personals

• Adult chomper/biter seeks same for clean, partially sanitary fun. No toes, clippers or emery boards. Can host and provide polish for after. nibblz48dblxxl@gmail.com.

Pets

• RIP Noke. You were a wonderful cat and will be sorely missed.